Dear Chris,

737-800 here,we need to TALK! You fly me way to often and I’m getting really tired. How about a nice long holiday on the ground in Fiji. I know I was meant to fly but I’ve lost all of my energy. Can you please get a-321 to take over my routes as I’m now going to retire.

I look forward to seeing a-321 in the sky and not me.

737

You’re retiring friend,

737-800